Don’t be an April fool, submit your joke into the Comedy Club Online Joke Competition and you could win 2 free tickets to a show of your choice! Simply think of a fun or silly caption below and enter below, it doesn’t take a genius to work out this is an opportunity too good to miss. (winner announced below and by email 1st May) [ad#co-1]
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Gerry the Giraffe was feeling a little hoarse…….
All the same size in bed, giraff to be joking
You think I’m an ass- its a tall story!
Giraffe and Donkey involved in tragic ?¢?Ǩ?ìspearing?¢?Ǩ¬ù accident during the national Caber ?¢?Ǩ?Äútossing championship.
“Sorry mate… didn’t see you down there”
Watch where you are going ASS!
I said, jesus road in on a Donkey
Short Ass!
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
“Ooooh Yessss, Whooooo’s Your DADDY nowww, ASS wipe.”
Is that a Donkey in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??
‘Do you have a Fag when I am done’
got you now donkey .?
Should have gone to specsavers!
Congratulations to Christine - April’s Online Joke Competition Winner!
Winning 2 free tickets to a show of her choice
And you thought the platypus looked weird! Just give this one 9 months!
You’ve got some neck assing around like that!
“When size DOES matter”
‘take it like a man’ said the actress to the bishop
Oh go on ….its just a little Prick!
Is it in yet?
”Leapfrog”,…. You said !!!!!!!!!
I think I am getting a rough ride somehow!
its not only springbox and wallabies that enjoy a game of rugby.
zoo keepers horrifed to catch animals in a game of drunken twister.
“Look G” said Donkey
“The vet said you needed a crutch - NOT A CROTCH”
Tate Modern sticking their neck out with new sculpture debut.
Donkey: “Look spotty ! I know you have a horny head. But when I told you to fcuk off. This is not what I fcuking meant !!”
‘Oh come on, if we dont want the baby I’m sure Maddona will have it.’
This is not what meant by evolution!!
“Look, when it says Donkey rides, this isn’t exactly what it means!”
“George,next time you want to dress up for sex,lets try being human for a change,I`m fed up of having a sore ass.”
Girraffeassick Parking
Is this all just a big game to you? Now stop equining.
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Donkey hated his new life without Shrek!
A couple of glasses of wine and Eeoye was anyone’s
Giraffe says - ?¢?Ǩ?ìYou think that feels good ?¢?Ǩ?Äú I?¢?Ǩ?Ñ¢ve got an 18-inch tongue!?¢?Ǩ¬ù
Donkey says - I want my 6 months free from Match.com
If Carlsberg done wild life shows…
They Would Probably the best shows in the world!!
You think your arse looks big from behind, my last Mrs was a hippo.
“You’re right it is very long…how else would I be able to eat the leaves at the top of trees?”
No i AM an ass, not in my ass !
I might be sticking my Neck out but I believe Spotted Dick is very Low in ASSidity!!
This is a new Low for me!! ASSpiring to be a knee trembling ASSaSIN with conNECKions in high places!!
You really are a Low life and Pain in the Butt said George the Giraffe to “Anal Gesic” the new “ASS pro)!!
I’m just trying to ASSertain the difference between the Heimlich and the Hind Lick Maneuver!!
“Size doesn’t matter!”
My Joke is:
Why was the washing machine laughing? Cos it was taking the piss out of your pants…haahahaaha
I Love comedy so two free tickets would be fantastic…
Many Thanks
Rachel - B’ham
ripley’s top story “giraffe piss out donkey”