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Peter Crouch has been named the funniest man in British sport.
The England striker tops a poll for the best one liners and comedy moments, commissioned for Sky1’s new panel show A League of their Own.
When asked: “What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?” the Spurs star answered: “A virgin!” His position as the wittiest man in sport is backed up his famous “robot dance” to celebrate his goal for England against Hungary.
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Runner-up is football legend George Best, who said: “I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.”
Boxing’s Reg Gutteridge is remembered for his classic comment when Chris Eubank made his first flamboyant leap into the ring: “The ego has landed.”
Footie commentator John Motson claims top gaffe with: “For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.”
Delia Smith gets a mention for her infamous “let’s be havin’ you!” half-time rallying call at Norwich; as does cricket’s Brian Johnston for “The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey.”
Although there have been many hillarious sporting moments, Peter Crouch’s humour has been deemed the funniest!
The Mirror, Graham Brough




